Official Website of Author

Ada Quarkhammer: Social Justice Warrior and the Chamber of Cultural Non-Inclusivity

Coming in 2020
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About me

The first thing you should know about me is that I despise writing about myself in third person. I briefly considered calling this section "About Todd," but then I would have had to lie to you. And I don't want to do that. I think the trust we have is special.

The second thing you should know is that this photo is about 15 years old. I'm much older and fatter now, and even balder, if you can believe it. But no one wants to see that. Trust.

Anyway, I'm a writer who's written many things. I'm married to an incredible woman named Erin, I have a handsome son named Oliver, and an only slightly less handsome cat. 

Like all writers, I live in a cottage in rural Connecticut and drink Earl Grey tea on the reg. 

My Books

Sheep of God

Gateway to Agartha

The Wellspring

Scrabble Strategy: 

The Secrets of a

Scrabble Junkie


"It is difficult to believe that this is author Todd Kreisman's rookie effort, because this twisted mind-bender of a novel lands him squarely in concert with the true masters of the modern suspense genre. Sheep of God will have you flipping pages frantically, as if your fingertips were set aflame by Kreisman's combustible prose - and what-happens-next is your only salve."


New York Times best-selling author


To contact me by phone:

I’m in the book. What book, you ask? The book of mind-your-own-business, that’s what book.

To contact me by carrier pigeon:

Write out your message, tie it to the pigeon’s leg, and set it free. If it comes right back to you, it's probably just a regular pigeon.

To contact me telepathically:

I am available for telepathic connections Monday through Friday between the hours of 2 and 4 pm. If you get a busy signal, please hang up and try back later.

To contact me via snail mail:

See “To contact me by carrier pigeon.” Replace pigeon with snail.  Expect delays.

To contact me in person:

Here’s a Mapquest to my house: