Official Website of Author
Ada Quarkhammer: Social Justice Warrior and the Chamber of Cultural Non-Inclusivity
Coming in 2020
The first thing you should know about me is that I despise writing about myself in third person. I briefly considered calling this section "About Todd," but then I would have had to lie to you. And I don't want to do that. I think the trust we have is special.
The second thing you should know is that this photo is about 15 years old. I'm much older and fatter now, and even balder, if you can believe it. But no one wants to see that. Trust.
Anyway, I'm a writer who's written many things. I'm married to an incredible woman named Erin, I have a handsome son named Oliver, and an only slightly less handsome cat.
Like all writers, I live in a cottage in rural Connecticut and drink Earl Grey tea on the reg.
NICE THINGS PEOPLE ARE SAYING
HOW TO CONTACT ME
To contact me by phone:
I’m in the book. What book, you ask? The book of mind-your-own-business, that’s what book.
To contact me by carrier pigeon:
Write out your message, tie it to the pigeon’s leg, and set it free. If it comes right back to you, it's probably just a regular pigeon.
To contact me telepathically:
I am available for telepathic connections Monday through Friday between the hours of 2 and 4 pm. If you get a busy signal, please hang up and try back later.
To contact me via snail mail:
See “To contact me by carrier pigeon.” Replace pigeon with snail. Expect delays.
To contact me in person:
Here’s a Mapquest to my house: