At first, it seems as if the journey has been successful. You're in a VHS video store. But... why does it say "BlankBlaster" everywhere? And what is this movie starring someone named... Crispin Slaker?
You all suddenly realize... you're in the '90s, all right, but it isn't your '90s. You've quantum leaped into the '90s of an alternate dimension, one where Michael Jordan can't get off the bench and Sonic is a meerkat.