Building a time machine has been your dream ever since you were wee lads and lasses. You all share a common love of the greatest decade known to humankind (in your opinions, at least)—the 1990s. You've always dreamt of being able to get back to that Golden Age, when mullets, grunge, and tapered pants reigned supreme.
Nobody else really gets it, but that's okay. You and your gang are ready to hightail it out of the stupid present and go hang with Madonna for a while (the cool Madonna, before she got all Kabbalah-y).