Ann Coulter

February 27, 2018

Ann Coulter

(sent via email)

Dear Ms. Coulter,

I am hoping that your booking agent can forward this letter to you, as I would very much like to share these words with you and not him/her. No offense to him/her, but I don’t know him/her, and so have not established any kind of trust relationship.

Anyway, I’m a huge fan—and fellow Cornell alum!—and am really looking forward to seeing what you’ve got up your sleeves in the coming years. I greatly enjoyed Guilty: Liberal "Victims" and Their Assault on America… Demonic: How the Liberal Mob Is Endangering America… How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must): The World According to Ann Coulter… Godless: The Church of Liberalism… If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans, and Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you didn’t like the left. (Wink)

So I’m obviously a big ol’ Republican, but I’m a little conflicted, and hoping you can help me. The respect of people like you means a lot to me, and I’m a bit worried you might consider me a disappointment.

Here’s the problem: I’m in a long-term committed relationship with another man. On the other hand, I think that all illegal immigrants should roast on a spit of hellfire. So—is there hope for me?

I tried to fight the gay urge for the longest time, but in the end, wasn’t able to resist the siren-like allure of cock, as I’m sure you can relate. But let me assure you that, while my bedroom ac