November 6, 2018

Donald “J” Trump


President of the United States
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20500


Dear “The Don,”

What I have to say to you is probably going to come as quite a shock. I know you are probably expecting this letter to be yet another missive heaping upon you g...

October 7, 2018

October 6, 2018


 
Justice Brett Kavanaugh
Supreme Court of the United States
1 First Street, NE
Washington, DC 20543


Dear Justice Kavanaugh,

I know you’re not even settled in yet - as I write this letter, you were just sworn in as the newest Supreme Court Justice. There...

May 30, 2018

May 30, 2018


Roseanne Arnold, née Roseanne Barr
Full Moon & High Tide Productions Inc.
424 Main Street
El Segundo, CA 90245-3002


Dear Ms. Arnold/Barr,

As I’m sure you are aware, it has been a rough week for you. One of your recent tweets landed you in hot water—water so...

May 21, 2018

May 21, 2018


Aaron M. Schlossberg, Esq.
Law Office of Aaron M. Schlossberg, Esq., P.L.L.C.
275 Madison Avenue 14th Floor 
New York, NY 10016


Dear Mr. M. Schlossberg, Esq.,

You have certainly made a name for yourself in the past few weeks! While I’d imagine all the negat...

April 27, 2018

April 27, 2018


 
Bill Cosby
c/o Norman Brokaw
William Morris Agency
One William Morris Place
Beverly Hills, CA 90212


Dear Mr. Cosby,

I heard the news that you are headed to prison for a healthy stint. While I recognize that you are probably bummed about the outcome of y...

April 21, 2018

April 20, 2018

Scott Pruitt

(sent via email)

Dear Mr. Pruitt,

Firstly, I am writing to thank you for all of your hard work fighting the climate change lobby in Washington. It is clear to me—as it is to you and anyone else with a working brain—that climate change is nothing...

April 13, 2018

April 13, 2018
 
Paul Ryan
Office of the Speaker
H-232 The Capitol
Washington, DC 20515

Dear Mr. Ryan,

I was shocked and horrified to awake the other day to the news that you have decided not to run for reelection. As a long-time supporter of yours, and someone who belie...

April 6, 2018

April 6, 2018
 
Orenthal James Simpson #1027820
Lovelock Correctional Center
1200 Prison Road
Lovelock, NV 89419


Dear Juice,

All I had for your last known residence was your “prison address,” so I am mailing this letter there in hopes that it will be forwarded to you, w...

March 27, 2018

March 27, 2018
 
Tomi Lahren
(sent via email)


Dear Ms. Lahren,
 
I am the editor-in-chief of a small (very small—we’re not even on Google) regional newspaper in the Biloxi, Mississippi area. In our next issue, we are planning to run a story in which we are hoping to fe...

March 23, 2018

March 23, 2018
 
Alex Jones

(sent via electronic form)


Dear Mr. Jones,
 
I have been watching your program for many years now, and it just keeps getting better and more insightful. If it weren’t for Infowars, I don’t know where I would get my info from. Certainly not fr...

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