February 27, 2018 Ann Coulter (sent via email) Dear Ms. Coulter, I am hoping that your booking agent can forward this letter to you, as I would very much like to share these words with you and not him/her. No offense to him/her, but I don’t know him/her, and so have not established any kind of trust relationship. Anyway, I’m a huge fan—and fellow Cornell alum!—and am really looking forward to seeing what you’ve got up your sleeves in the coming years. I greatly enjoyed Guilty
Here it is—my first letter to my first bad person. If I get a response, I will be sure to post it. February 23, 2018 Wayne LaPierre National Rifle Association of America
11250 Waples Mill Road
Fairfax, VA 22030 Dear Mr. LaPierre, I want to start by saying that I think you are a real stand-up guy, and I admire everything you do and stand for. All those people who say things like you’re an enabler of white terrorism, or you’re a soulless, subhuman succubus of hate, or you’re
Seventeen years ago, someone pissed me off. That someone was U-Haul.
Yes, the entire company.
I wanted them to go to a very bad place. It's a long story, and we all have short attention spans, so suffice it to say that they sucked, and I was the victim of their suckage.
I could have done the mature thing—phone customer service and register a complaint, in hopes that the matter would be rectified. I could have done the immature thing—leave a flaming bag of dog-and/or-hum